I don’t play games like that …

This is THE funniest voicemail I have ever heard. Thanks David for sharing How to Lose a Girl Everytime.

If there are any skeptics out there that say this isn’t real, I can tell you … there are guys who act like this. I’ve met a few of this guys not-so-distant cousins.

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8 comments
Holly Hoffman
Holly Hoffman

Wow. He should have a business card that reads "Would you like a relationship with a man who will control your every move? Call me! (Seriously, if you don't call me by 3pm, we're through... even though we haven't started.)" Maybe that's too long for a business card...

Ryne
Ryne

Wow, holy crap this guy is nuts. I really like how calm he sounds, its so completely opposite of the message he's delivering. I imagine that he's got some major issues. Who gives deadlines and then asks the person if they have psychological issues, chemo, cancer, or passive aggressive disorder?? Is there any chance this call is real?? (I know what the blog post said, but... really?) Reminds me of Anchor Man: Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica Corningstone: Really. Ron Burgundy: People know me. Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Crazy nutjobs...

Tanja
Tanja

I want to know: WHY did she give him her real number?!

Matt
Matt

This is great! This guy most likely went through some kind of pickup artist training--Ross Jeffries maybe? "Maybe your mother has cancer and is going through chemo?" This guy has serious issues. Psychological issues. He should look up "Delusions of Grandeur" and "Psychotic Obsessions Disorder."

Ethel Spiliotes
Ethel Spiliotes

I'm sure it's just a matter of time before he shows up at a gym with firearms. (that's his third call).

Tony M Carleo
Tony M Carleo

lol...this guy is a freakin TURD. This is hillarious. He sounds like he has a few issues other than his game...like he could be wearing a helmet and a chin-strap. WOW. Good Post

ReinventingSandyB
ReinventingSandyB

Oh. My. God. Did he say "416" for his area code?! That's TORONTO baby... my city! I'll bet all the shoes in my closet this guy stalks chicks on Facebook. Thanks for the laugh!